Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
The SNL “Sound of Music”
Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.